Sunday, November 3, 2019

You Can't Stay in my Little White Camper (with apologies to Miranda Lambert)

Ray Roberts Lake at sunset

Recently I had the opportunity to camp at Ray Roberts Lake State Park.  A beautiful Texas state park, the campground is kept as natural as possible with wildlife wandering around, unafraid of park visitors.  I was enjoying my morning coffee at the picnic table when someone drove by and glanced at my camper. I also noticed other visitors walking by and stealing glances at my campsite where Miss Millie was parked.  One of my favorite songs by Miranda Lambert popped into my head and I decided to adapt it a bit. (My apologies, Miranda!)

You only like me for my vintage camper
And my ability to tow her
I live in hot East Texas
You said you'll go camping and I'll see you there
Go ahead and buy that trailer and let's go where
But guess what?

You can't stay in my little white camper
The table won't fold down and the bed is just for one
You can't roll to this glamping swagger.
You know it ain't my fault when I pass
And jaws drop.
It's like ooh, ahh. . .

Oh, heaven help me,
I've been traveling all over the place
And staying by myself
But that's just who I be
And you're just trying to slow this camping roll
But I'm onto you, baby
So guess what?

You can't stay in my little white camper
The table won't fold down and the bed is just for one
No, you can't roll to this glamping swagger.
You know it ain't my fault when I pass and jaws drop.
Ooh, ahh. . .

You only love me for my little white camper
And my camper tee shirts
I live in hot East Texas
And I've got dyed blonde hair
And I carry a pistol and I go on the road
And I do all the stuff you want to do.
And my dog stays home.
And I ain't about drama, y'all.
I love my camping friends
And I ain't your mama!

So guess what?
You can get your own little white camper
The table might fold down and the bed can be for two.
Yes, you could roll to this glamping swagger.
You know it won't be our fault when we pass 
And jaws drop.
Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh. . .



(Lyrics adapted from the song "Little Red Wagon" by Miranda Lambert.)

How about you?  Would you like to stay in a little white camper?

XOXO

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